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Who cuts Spock’s hair in space
a) he does it himself (even the back?!) and cares WAY more how it looks than he’ll ever admit
b) Uhura does it (a natural segue to/from eyeshadow lessons)
c) Bones does it but don’t fuckin tell ANYBODY dammit it is ONLY because he has the only goddamn pair of steady hands on this ship and also he took ONE cosmetology elective; it was misleadingly named; shut up
d) Chekov was asked to do it once because he seemed “proficient in the use of styling agents,” but fainted before he could respond and is still not positive it was not a dream
e) (Sulu claims not to believe it happened, mostly because he’s jealous and still waiting to be tapped/faint himself)
Honestly it could be anyone just definitely
f) not Kirk who tried ONE TIME and is SORRY, he thought it would be FUNNY, Jesus he did his best and by the way it turned out cute, sort of, lighten UP a little
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Who cuts Spock’s hair in space
a) he does it himself (even the back?!) and cares WAY more how it looks than he’ll ever admit
b) Uhura does it (a natural segue to/from eyeshadow lessons)
c) Bones does it but don’t fuckin tell ANYBODY dammit it is ONLY because he has the only goddamn pair of steady hands on this ship and also he took ONE cosmetology elective; it was misleadingly named; shut up
d) Chekov was asked to do it once because he seemed “proficient in the use of styling agents,” but fainted before he could respond and is still not positive it was not a dream
e) (Sulu claims not to believe it happened, mostly because he’s jealous and still waiting to be tapped/faint himself)
Honestly it could be anyone just definitely
f) not Kirk who tried ONE TIME and is SORRY, he thought it would be FUNNY, Jesus he did his best and by the way it turned out cute, sort of, lighten UP a little
мимими и сердечки отсюда
spatscolombo.tumblr.com/post/151448622200/spats...